So I've said this would be random and I mean to continue as I've started.
Instead of working on the drafting edits that DJ ( that's my sister Jayha Leigh) sent me for my latest w.i.p AND instead of working at my day job, I am sitting in my office staring at the not quite Eeyore grey day, wondering if the snow will make it this far south. It's winter in North West Texas and being as I live just off the Caprock Escarpment, I am curious as to what a good amount of snow would look like and how its going to muck up my days. Now basically, I've always lived in this general vicinity, but since having moved into my new home I am literally a few steps( Texas exaggeration meaning a short car ride, which is actually really rare in Texas) away from the beauty.
Anyway, this post isn't at all about that. I had a really productive morning. A conference call with my co-workers at the day job, some awesome brain storming between myself and the office liaison, and the quick dispatching of my boss have left me caught up on work and dutifully awaiting any potential phone calls. I am in full blown receptionist mode right now (one of the many hats I wear). I've got my laptop and finger nail file, a pack of marlboro's ( nope I don't hear you la la la la la) and yes...I've just returned to this post after a twenty minutes skype break ( cuz my day is random like that.) I was interrupted from my post about how noises destract me and lull me into the zone-dom by a surprise conference 3J( my sister Jeanie Johnson) DJ and Booby Billy (Billy F. London). I was epic...BOOBS WERE EVERYWHERE
HOWEVER this post isn't about that either. As I was saying...oh f*ck it I think I was gonna talk about how I was listening to the clock tick and the ceiling fan clang and this beeping thing some where in the office building that I thought was a bomb so for fifteen minutes I was under my desk, texting the building manager...but thats all shot to hell. I just realized that I have my car at work and I could have driven myself home for lunch, but I sat here playing with this blog and not doing sh*t productive.
I have three hours and fifteen minutes left in my work day. I think I'll play some chuzzles as its the most awesome game ever and figure out how to fix BB's (thats booby billy) mic.
RAAAANNNNNNDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMMM
Instead of working on the drafting edits that DJ ( that's my sister Jayha Leigh) sent me for my latest w.i.p AND instead of working at my day job, I am sitting in my office staring at the not quite Eeyore grey day, wondering if the snow will make it this far south. It's winter in North West Texas and being as I live just off the Caprock Escarpment, I am curious as to what a good amount of snow would look like and how its going to muck up my days. Now basically, I've always lived in this general vicinity, but since having moved into my new home I am literally a few steps( Texas exaggeration meaning a short car ride, which is actually really rare in Texas) away from the beauty.
Anyway, this post isn't at all about that. I had a really productive morning. A conference call with my co-workers at the day job, some awesome brain storming between myself and the office liaison, and the quick dispatching of my boss have left me caught up on work and dutifully awaiting any potential phone calls. I am in full blown receptionist mode right now (one of the many hats I wear). I've got my laptop and finger nail file, a pack of marlboro's ( nope I don't hear you la la la la la) and yes...I've just returned to this post after a twenty minutes skype break ( cuz my day is random like that.) I was interrupted from my post about how noises destract me and lull me into the zone-dom by a surprise conference 3J( my sister Jeanie Johnson) DJ and Booby Billy (Billy F. London). I was epic...BOOBS WERE EVERYWHERE
HOWEVER this post isn't about that either. As I was saying...oh f*ck it I think I was gonna talk about how I was listening to the clock tick and the ceiling fan clang and this beeping thing some where in the office building that I thought was a bomb so for fifteen minutes I was under my desk, texting the building manager...but thats all shot to hell. I just realized that I have my car at work and I could have driven myself home for lunch, but I sat here playing with this blog and not doing sh*t productive.
I have three hours and fifteen minutes left in my work day. I think I'll play some chuzzles as its the most awesome game ever and figure out how to fix BB's (thats booby billy) mic.
RAAAANNNNNNDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMMM
Booby Billy. That better not stick. O_O
ReplyDeleteyeah well(.)(.) if the shoe fits
ReplyDeleteBooby Billy? Oh Billy, sweetheart, that is soooooooo sticking
ReplyDeleteI know huh, Kinda like how she got that F in her name....its because Billy is tiny, so it makes her big boobs look HUGE (this was her explanation of it: really close your eyes and imagine Billy's rather lyrical alto..see i think i am a contra alto so Billy'd be an alto in comparison...anyhooo forget that just imagine it.. "D, I have boobs dude and because i am small of frame they just loooook bigger than they are ok") DID YOU HEAR IT...you heard it right, allll mary poppin's and ish.. thats EXACTLY HOW IT SOUNDED like boooolllshyt...i mean get me wrong not chica is small BUT THOSE THINGS look BIG because THEY ARE GINORMOUS...and PERKY...which is so not fair...because I mean...how efffin fair is that she gets the cool ass accent AND big boobs AND those big boobs are PERKY on top of that. NOT EFFIN FAIR AT ALL SAYS DREA
ReplyDeleteSooo we have an accent and perky big boobs...I feel like we could make some money off of this venture. I mean I'm simply suggesting Billy do a few late night commercials and then you and her can both open up a hotline...I think we could call it "Across the Pond and Down South" (blink) What? It's just a suggestion...
ReplyDeleteWe could actually. I mean really I should practice my phone voice...you know that sound you said sounds bad when I wake up. And then Billy...could...you know I feel as if there is a lazer target on my head from somewhere very east of me...Do you think she can shoot eyeball missiles from London?
DeleteThere are other names like Big Breasted Billy, Boobtastic Billy, Buxom Billy, So many names so little time.
ReplyDeleteJill, you are so right...We could sell shirts even.
DeleteBilly baby, you're looking at this all wrong...THIS IS THE TICKET... we just need a few screen shots of ...well your boobs and CHACHING